Another failed coup\fraud attempts not having enough momentum. Mild persecutions for his chuds after a long time. Him dying from something preventable, probably respiratory or blood-related, while his trial is still going on. Republicans coming slightly back to the center because they can’t find another idol and want to appeal to a wider voting base, that’s until they find a younger Shapiro or Tate-type. Harris and Walz’re gonna do some better policies on equality and ecology no one would remember in four years. Ukraine has a bit more funding, Israel a bit less. Democrats won’t try to find another candidate because Kamala just worked right, that’d come unfortunate because she and her running mate are elderly know and lost a lot of their appeal.

Yep. But half way through it I don’t see him mentioned.

Just a little coma, you won’t even notice it.

I remember seeing that play, The Oppressed IIRC, where the MC goes

So you imply I have the noob nouns?

before throwing a song-piece about how his bacon isn’t what the founding fathers wanted (he is from Ontario).

The guy in pink: 😞😣😢

MFW given a binary choice by an authority

Me: deciding if I’m gonna push through another day without a break or have an unreliable short nap right now

The birb chorus:

This fool is full awake,
Had problems with their sleep.
Whatever path they’d take
Their eepness’s runing deep.

I throw up some confusing explanation with gestures before my barber does the same haircut they did to me for 5+ something years. Idk what would I do if they retire.

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I myself don’t find quirks indicative of how russian army men speak, or how real translators would put it.

Yeesh, I have failed to scroll to the original pages. Thanks.

To be honest, that’s how trumpies are presented in internal russian propaganda. A lot of talking points, arguments and dogwhistles are mirrored between Fox and RT. I’d say, that in itself it’s the most shallow and stereotypical description one can produce.

Keeping that in mind, if that part is characterizing the baseline of what they should put into media, it kinda works? Imagine sitting in a cubicle, looking at it as a template before formulating another response, hanging it next to the monitor. It kinda fits the image of suspected 9\5 drone-farms called пятнадцатирублевые who spread ‘Truth, and nothing but Truth’.

Can you link a site where I can find the original memo untranslated? Was it published alongside that PDF? I want to see how natural it sounds, how it fits the style that memo could’ve been written in and what it tells about the person who wrote it. I’d post my opinion about the original text back.

Imagine Papers Please, but all border crossers are Gordons, some of them carrying suitcases with their labwork you decide (not) to open. You click one of them open and you ether get attacked by a furious cat, or poisoned by chemicals, or both. And some of them do that intentionally, or carry a crowbar taped to their cock, or cause a cascade resonance to your microwaving breakfast if they are especially pissed. These Gordons, man. The headache is granted.

Table lamps have a long cord you can cut off and attach it’s contacts to a metallic door handle after plugging it into an outlet. Imagine someone grabbing it and you jump from around the corner with your finger-pistols doing ZAP-ZAP sounds at them as their hand locks in a deathgrip over a knob and their body does Bethesda ragdoll physics. And it’s still not a prank.

The prank is: I put it up because this harmful and incorrect information is more likely to hurt the prankster than their victim.

That’s a foreplay.

I like this more than toponyms ending with -pol, -tsk, -nsk, -rsk, and to a lesser extent -iv. It sounds unique and original, not following a template, and somehow fantasy-books-like as it suggests what people probably did there.

On the other hand, Ukraine has it’s own New York too, just like in OP, and it inspired a lot of memes.

One can also cut the middleman and donate feet picks.

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