Somewhere out there is a parent who was given the most baffling task and absolutely nailed it.

You just know that megaphone makes fart sounds

Hahahahaha… what a great joke! I’m totally not gonna adopt this reasoning in the future, for the rest of my life.

Like not just cops’ but arent most holsters with saftey features built to be difficult for anyone but the wearer to access smoothly?

I’m not an enthusiast or anything and could be wrong, just an impression I’ve gotten over the years.

I see a model who knows how to work a scene

I used to collect these and keep them in a coffee tin filled with dirt (and air holes) they bred like crazy. I loved those little rollie pollies so much!

It was the 90s, insects weren’t even on the radar of animal cruelty. Parents definitely weren’t commonly teaching against it. Before anyone @ me. I disagree with it now.

LOL but akshully, I am glad.

I feel like I have better context and foundation understanding of technology and software because I grew up while all of it was rapidly changing. Now everything is stagnant, and technology and software are updating to keep draining the capatism tit of tech and not investing in or even allowing actual innovation anymore. Which was welcome before.

Fuck I miss the old internet. Nothing compares

You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.

Oh there are studies on it, at least the only one that matters :p (Mythbusters e142)

Fr I am curious now how it would actually be handled on house. I could see maybe an episode where hormone therapy being a red herring and all the debates the staff have. House with poor bedside manner with trans issues without being transphobic, Watson and Cameron being super sweet to overcompensate. Chase is insensitive but accepting, he laughs and jokes around with stuff in the patient’s house. Foreman is tolerant but secretly uncomfortable. Cuddy yells at house.

Might be a little high… lol

I would have trouble NOT approving this. Like an internet version of a cardinal sin

My pronouns are a corporation.

But you’re only being shot to protect innocents in one scenario (:

(As a teacher, if that wasn’t obvious)

…and then your friend and family don’t care about those either 🙃

gestures to everything else I mean… we are fucking drowning in situations to care about.

It’s to show playfulness and that the artist doesn’t feel THAT strongly, imagine how cold the comic would be without it.

And then consider that women have been raised to be polite and apologetic to the point it is even a habit for most of us. I guess that’s why I can’t really see it as cringe even if I try.

Thank you so much for pointing out my blind spots. You’re 100% right and my making light of it was insensitve and disrespectful. (I’m replying this to both of you so you have the notification, as both posts gave me a lot to reflect on. )

Ok so I did more reading because the wiki alone was already fascinating. I mean the VP to Hoover, seriously really only white men for nearly 100 years, and the assimilation thing seemed weird to me. How is giving up your land and heritage a good thing? Well it wasn’t, at least for his tribe. They almost lost everything even their language.

Anyway I found this article really fascinating but the end gave me a chuckle

When asked on the phone how members of the Kaw Nation feel about Curtis today, a representative said it wasn’t her place to say. Then she hung up.

WaPo Article

And all this started cuz his grandma was like fuck off don’t come home, go assimilate. She encouraged it and he was even sent to live with his white grandparents as a teenager. Maybe he was an asshole and that was her excuse or she really believed it idk but damn.

He remained the only mixed-race vice president in American history until the inauguration of Kamala Harris in 2021

That’s an aggressively white history, damn. It’s almost like they were trying or something.

Or sheets you can cut to size that are just gibberish to cover up your actual tattoo (or lack of one) like

Dorothy aka Dot from season 5 of fargo was fantastic imo!

Ellen (and I guess some would argue Jo) from supernatural is imo. WIthout going into spoilers but the reason I pick her out of a series full of “badass women” is she is the typical tough lady superficial stuff but also extremely compassionate, a supportive and devoted mother.

Does Leslie Knope parks and rec count? She’s a badass to me.