You have my sword, babe.

And then he doesn’t even like Star Wars? What’s up with that?

Sit down in a sauna, look around, and say, “Wow, it’s like a sauna in here!”

Comedian Frank Caliendo used to do an impression of John Madden:

“You know what I’m thankful for? Kids who pay sixty bucks each year for what is basically the same video game. A-heh-heh-heh, cha-ching!”

When you awaken the Crimson Beherit.

REO Speedwagon is great for those late-night drives down the highway.