Dailly reminder: there are no good printers.

APAB (Yes ALL)

women won’t date me cause I’m ugly and married :\

Not me! I got the bald spot starting at the back turning me into a fucking monk.

did we ever learn of his strange reasons for not wanting to poop?

otterpops, and pink is the best, followed by blue

In my mind a popsicle has a stick and anything thats in a tube like this is an otterpop, even though otterpop is a brand name and ain’t nobody buying the real otterpops.

i can’t suck in my ass though

They only got so many shapes of meatloaf to stick on peoples heads give em a break

I didn’t like Twitter for that reason. Often I’d follow someone because I saw some posts they made about something I’m interested in. Then suddenly they’re flooding my feed with stuff I don’t care about and often being really annoying while they do it.

I rarely find someone who I like all their posts. So it’s like do I just put up with the furry porn retweets because this person is a genius who occasionally posts about really interesting hacks?

I don’t really know how this system works but if I’m on one instance looking at stuff on another does that help at all? Is stuff cached to help spread out the load?

I’m part of the problem. How’s it going guys?