contingent of dense enough motherfuckers

I believe you could have shortened this to “America”.

“BE A BETTER CANDIDATE” - Jonathan Pie

For a second I thought I was still in the thread about monkeys face-rolling typewriters until the heat death of the universe not eventually producing Hamlet

Speaking as one of the “everyone else”, it’s not just a pass on the kitchen, but a deal-breaker for the entire house. I look at this and all I see is so many of my weekends being wasted getting it to a state that my wife and I would even consider acceptable.

Probably a better way to settle their differences, honestly.

I’ve actually eventually gotten pretty quick with an onscreen keyboard, but I still miss the sliders. They at least made cases that would add them to popular models for a few years after there were really any noteworthy models that came with it built-in, but it’s still absurd to me that physical keyboards haven’t been a thing on phones for so long.

Is muffled sapphic moaning considered dialogue?

The average quality of life is quite high! Hmm didn’t Twain say something about this situation…

Ok that’s the kind I meant, I’d say I’m right of the curve on car knowledge but I don’t like design gearboxes for Ferrari or anything. Genuinely appreciate the correction.

Because what passes for journalism these days subsists on engagement metrics, and Harris doesn’t say crazy off-the-wall shit every 10 seconds.

You can’t be peer pressured if you don’t have any friends temple tap

Slow down there, Dr. Gall…

High-end has all been sequential for like a decade

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Yeah it’s pretty close, except for that “able to do it” detail.

Pubes are there own returds!

- fucking every redditor now

Pun threads

I keep FB as a cloud contact list, nothing more

Typical comment quality is off the chain. Leddit has been going downhill for years in this area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification