I don’t have any complaints about the performance of graphene on my pixel 7a but I don’t do much outside of texting and browsing webpages. I also get about 3 days of battery life out of a charge.

I found the instructions on the website to be completely adequate.

https://grapheneos.org/install/web

You’ll still be able to use Google Play and the apps found there, if you want to. I’d heard of people having trouble with banking apps. I access my bank using their website, not an app.

Just understand going into this that the priority is privacy, not compatibility. Maybe keep your old phone around in case there’s some must-have app that doesn’t work but you need occasionally.

I’m not a person who had previously done much messing around with their phone but I have installed Linux on several computers. I put graphene on my phone nearly a year ago and I recall the process being fairly straightforward. I think I just followed the instructions on their website.

Maybe it’s not an “any idiot could do it” level of user friendliness but the examples you’ve listed as stumbling blocks aren’t exactly brain-busters.

Oh, you’re right. In that case, the nurse is stealing from the patient and not an evil, faceless corporation. This changes everything.

I’m on the nurse’s side. Fuck the credit card company.

Don’t be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

“do not push this red button”

Especially if there were weaker intermolecular forces (which normally give it surface tension).

Hold shift while you click start and shutdown (or reboot) when necessary. This will have windows do a full shutdown instead of a hybrid shutdown.

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

Pirating their content doesn’t afford you legal protections but agreeing to their license agreements could definitely turn out to have been a big mistake.

If you’re just itching for that content, pick your poison.

I agree with what I think you’re saying here: The joke is more awkward and potentially offensive than it is funny.

Intersex? The person you enter during sex is generally the “bottom”

In a traditional heterosexual scenario, this would be the woman.

Throw in homosexuality and a Kleinfelter or two and who knows!

Kleinfelter syndrome. He’s talking about Kleinfelter syndrome.

Please keep us updated with all future inconsequential misinterpretations.

-Management

The Tesla definitely has big, “Oh god, what the fuck? Why?” energy.

I remember in the 90s, upper-middle class people would buy the most god awful stuff because it was sold to them as expensive modern art. (Think Lydia’s parents in Beetlejuice)

The cybertruck has that same vibe. Its stupid and expensive and somehow that seems to be the appeal.

Might your day be improved by … A dildo going in and out of an orifice?

Getting married and having kids is not the ultimate goal in life. Frankly, the planet already has more humans than it needs.

Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.

I didn’t use that word, I just made you think it.

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.