THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

Which direction is “none of anyone’s fucking business”?

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “

Don’t be a dick.

Colorblind. About 20% protanomaly (red-weak). Orange, brown, and purple are annoying for me. :)

Yes, they do.

I kinda hate them because non-colorblind people generally say one of a few things when conversations about them come up: “OMG do you really not see any numbers on there? It’s so OBVIOUS”, “Wow… so what color is this [insert random obvious thing]?”, or “So you’re colorblind? How do you deal with traffic lights? LOL”.

Well… yes. Good call.

Can I just tell you how much I hate those Ishihara tests? I don’t see shit in that OP one (which was exactly what I expected).

Once upon a time, Panasonic did a print ad for one of their new color printers that was a dot test that read “Panasonic”, with nothing else on the page. Not super-effective advertising - although I suppose color-blind folks weren’t necessarily the target demographic…

“Direct Message” , from Twitter.

“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

Dizzy Gillespie. Way back in high school our school jazz band opened for Dizzy at a festival/contest. I was heading to the rehearsal room and saw our director chatting with him, and the director waved me over and introduced me. He said “Hey man, it’s cool to meet you” and shook my hand.

I died.

Honestly, yours is better. I was thinking of Shaq

MAGENTA!!!

It’s not juice - it’s a protein shthake!

Moonstruck. It’s like watching a home movie of our family reunion.

I’ll say no more…

Shun the non-believer!

Stopped using on June 30, deleted content. Nuked account on July 9 (10th cake day).

Need a replacement for r/xwingtmg and come October, hopefully c/anes will be as game day active as r/canes, but fuck Spez.

I remember fondly The Ballsack Conundrum.

Need help, soonish.

Yes, more everyday kilt-wearing. (and not utili-kilts, those are just cargo shorts…)