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Here you go.

Hard pass

I c what u did there

Thirst is a symptom of diabetes.

If you ain’t with the woke mob, you’re with the broke mob. Better to be dead than be in the broke mob.

Big facts

“Yes, and you. I did say ‘we’, did I not?”

[angry noises]

Mods ban this one. We asked for longer and got “calm down, I’m workin up to it ffs” instead. You ban, or we riot. Your choice, mods.

You’re welcome.

Regarding Fanum Tax, as per urbandictionary:

Fanum tax comes from the comedy creator Fanum, who is a member of streamer Kai Cenat’s influencer crew AMP. The phrase refers to the way Fanum would jokingly “tax” other members of AMP in 2022 by taking bits of their food when they were eating, according to the digital culture database KnowYourMeme. The website says the meme is popular with both Gen Alpha and Gen Z, but numerous Gen Zers say they were not aware of the meme at all.

I, I, I, I, I, I All those tears I cry, I, I, I, I

“You wanna Christmas card? You wanna Christmas card?! All right here, here’s your Christmas card!”

“😵‍💫”

You reach teh toilet paper with teh arms and hands.

It’s a reference to Tha Grate Biffinski:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIFF_(Usenet)#

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Now that’s a meme!

“O” is for “other”, “P” is for “People’s”… scratch your temple. The last “P”, well… that’s not the simple.

WIAT, Y R U CALLIN IT SCREAMING CASE THAT SOUNDS FKN DUM TBH

L8R DOODZ

-SP4SEM4N B1FF

You can likely rest very well assured that when BigCorp overlords saw the dystopian shit in movies like Demolition Man, RoboCop, Idiocracy, etc., their eyes lit up with a horrid glow and they told each other, “This is brilliant! We absolutely must make this happen!”