I’d probably be popping off at both ends if I’d done that.

You start getting philosophical when spilling your guts at 4am.

That’s my guess. The massive amounts of sodium probably didn’t help.

Yup. I got paid $300 by Darden Restaurants, Inc. to say their food gave me the squirts…

I’m sorry, they debuff all stats and consign you to a life in the Reeks and Wrecks.

So it goes