No, sounds like regular titty bars 🥥 🥥

No you see, they’re discovering that the world is fucked up. As opposed to us who have always known it’s fucked up, that’s how we get to enjoy our lives 😀

WTF uncle

Thank you.

The kotaku article points out this is just an initial compatibility issue:

404 Media points out that Apple started supporting WebXR (an application programming interface (API) used for VR and AR devices) on its in-house browser Safari back in 2022, and the Vision Pro supposedly supports that API. But perhaps there aren’t too many VR porn app makers optimizing vids for the less popular browser.

So give it a few weeks, VR porn fans. Redditors have already reported some success in rejigging the advanced Safari settings on their Vision Pro, and, as 404 reports, one person “has been downloading WebXR clips and converting them into formats that can be played through the Vision Pro’s Files app and is sharing them on a dedicated Discord.” Though the videos are reportedly not that great (there are issues with the aspect ratio and with clips not feeling like a proper 180-degree fuckfest), VR porn beggars cannot be VR porn choosers.

I’m worried that I’m the first person to state that there is a paywall (asking for an e-mail address), and can somebody post the actual article so I can read it.