not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

My dad’s place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it’s in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

So long as they’re hurting the right people

This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

I mean there are a whole bunch of players that seem to have a problem with actually dealing with consequences. Just look at the bg3 players who are so pissed about “missing content” when they murderhobo their way through the game. Like no shit you killed the people who give you quests, of course you’re going to miss out on their stories.

I really like this one for certain genres like Funk or RnB that are generally more energetic and spontaneous when performed live. Helps the recorded material feel a little more alive.

I worked cs for Dish Network and some days the downtime between calls wouldn’t even reach one second. Sometimes the system would glitch and give us two calls at once, that was fun

I, too, am 100% productive at all times. Even when I’m not on the clock.

You realize just how many people go about their lives with shit-stained asses

Yeah nobody cares enough about those