Doggo does look knowledgeable

You’re missing out, it gets hot and heavy under the optics bench after lab hours

You don’t remember the ol’ twist n’ yank method from your EE days??

🥴🥴🥴

Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet

PART OF BIG CLAY??? WHAT DO YOU KNOW??? WHO SENT YOU??? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

I’m pretty sure kitties can have a little cheeseburger, as a treat

You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down

Illuviation… or illuminati??? What does S. Loam know???

You are clearly an industry insider (pedologist with decade of experience), keep your ear to the soil and let the world know if you hear secrets (silt??) about the Loam crime family (something something big clay doesn’t want you to know something something)

(Hope you enjoy the interest in soils even if it’s from shitlords)

So you’re saying Sandy C. Loam is actively filling the swamp??? What kind of collusion is there between the government and the Loam family???

So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay???

Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top??? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich

You are;

Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam??? Who’s really pulling the strings here??? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS???

SO following the money, you’ve uncovered evidence that Sandy C. Loam is the one really pulling the strings???

Y’all got no sense of humor? This is an over-the-top, unhinged parody of a triangle of needs. I ain’t getting why you’re stuck in time on “ruining some pathetic boy’s life” when “>12 hr screen time” isn’t even physically possible.

Edit; see this poetic statement https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15969707/10460784

Y’all got no sense of humor? This is an over-the-top, unhinged parody of a triangle of needs. I ain’t getting why you’re stuck in time on “ruining some pathetic boy’s life” when “>12 hr screen time” isn’t even physically possible.

Shit happens in relationships, sorry your heart got broken by someone with lil daggers in their cute lil pockets

This is a me-me, you can’t “win”

Edit; see this poetic statement as well and tryhard https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15969707/10460784

Ay fuck your bad faith shit, this me-me is aligned towards feminine-presenting people (hence the call out for pockets) who want to date men. Sucks it ain’t you, but it’s roughly half the world, so it’s for a goodly amount of people to enjoy

I’m guessing you don’t know what “spring breakers” meant, listen to the song by XCX to get a vibe for this if you actually want to try to have a laugh at this me-me

Femcel is a parody of incel; while making light and accepting being feminine while not being “perfect and quiet and nice” in an often exaggerated manner to the point of the “forever alone, terminally online female” idea. See https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/femcelmemes - you’ll see “verging on feral” is a common trope - but being your messy self is a key thread between the me-mes.

This isn’t some gendered divisive thing you are cooking up in your head; incel is gendered male by default. Just how it is. Femcel is a parody of it.

And clearly, part of being your messy self is getting into a relationship and absolutely trashing the other person emotionally because you’re the hot mess express.

Gotta get Peter griffin in here to explain the me-mes!

I’m lost on where y’all are getting this from, it’s obv this is a girlboss hierarchy of needs verging on femcel

One of those needs is an unhinged relationship, which bucks the femcel label but still squarely falls into “spring breakers” territory