That warm blue does look cozy, in that it looks like the color that your dad’s old too-short shorts were in the 70s.

I’m not trying to be a jerk here, but what’s an example of a warm blue? I can’t imagine it.

Turnabout is fair play. Remember when trump coughed on him in the 2020 debates?

What about the can of glue?

You have to cherry pick to post a meme like this

Neoliberal hubris

Winzig-weich took way too long for the payoff, but generally I chuckle a little. I do absolutely worry that I’m internalizing bad English linguistic interference though

I’m a native English speaker with very good German married to a native German speaker and every few weeks I come across something that I just don’t get. My husband has now developed a Pavlovian response to me saying “so you remember Zangendeutsch?”

So the two professions would be equally old.

If you don’t think to bring something with you, you have to go back and get it (for example)

I wonder what the Venn diagram of prescriptivists and graffiti artists is

I’ve thought about launching an anti woke brand and doing it, but the amount of hate I’d need to surround myself by would not be good for the soul

We take the concept of consent to some very strange places

Are you allowed to not use the title? Like, could a newspaper call him starmeyboy?

Incredible username

I really thought, because it was setting up “five spices” and china, that it was a lead-in to Chinese five spice as the only spice she could think of

They can even talk back!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Alpha

Some of them are alphas (?!)

Doctors also influence the avoidance of holidays there

Thank you! That’s it exactly