There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.
There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.
Also immortal. And hypersexual.
They heard the class taught equality.
So you only shoot it when it’s dark? Pretty sure this guy’s a cop, everyone.
It was this or shouting at the heavens in a tear-filled rage.
Or buying them, for that matter?
Beds of roses: truth versus reality.
Hey babe, I thought maybe we’d spice things up with one of those remote-control pussy things…
Let’s just say Rita owns a mask made of half a volleyball with a hand-print on it.
I hope I didn’t inspire the purchase, because it was just a joke.
Do what you think best to prevent it.
I’ve been doing that for decades now, but literally nobody ever thanks me. I’m getting kind of fed up with it, if I’m honest.
Ever since I started putting bouillon cubes in my shower head, I’ve been having meatier showers at home.
Unless you’re a Liechtensteiner.
Mitsubishi 3000 GT. Found a black, beat-up, but running 1994 that I got for $900 3-4 years ago. Unfortunately, the wheel snapped off, as they’re wont to do, so I only had a few months with her.
I heard the original developers still personally call and eagerly thank every individual registrant. It’s not that many calls.
Probably a lot of us do have infected buttholes, but just don’t realize it. It’s a silent but deadly epidemic.
They hate us cuz they anus.
All I’ve gotta do is get her there. My walkthrough of my Jellyfin server setup will do the rest…
You might not be. But have you ever worked in IT support?