Long-windedness is the soul of wit.
Mind the shavings
Long-windedness is the soul of wit.
Thank you for this.
Define a set of rules, and someone will figure out how to cheat it.
This is it right here. Concerningly large swaths of people talk about swearing like this distinction–which is the whole discussion–doesn’t exist.
If you swear enough you can completely turn it off when you’re truly pissed and it’s terrifying.
The Hard Times is just The Onion without all those cumbersome well-written headlines.
You tried.
I personally want him to lose, have the news stop mentioning him, have his crimes catch up to him, and have to suffer narcissist hell as the only things he ever hears about himself are people shitting on him, as nobody cares about his responses.
May he live long.
Just a fact. A pedophile who never acts on it is just some guy.
More than 0 people being anti-mask, anti-vaccine, covid deniers, or covid minimizers.
Turns out people don’t even need a selfish reason to stab their neighbor in the back, they’ll do it just for kicks, and then stab themselves in the face for no benefit whatsoever.
One of the better onion headlines lately hahaha
It was a golden age for about 15 years. It’ll suck for awhile, then something else will revolutionize it again and be good for another 15, if old patterns hold.
Someone’s unwillingness to implement an effective solution doesn’t make an ineffective solution the answer.
The way forward on this is hounding them until they implement it, not fighting the math:
Third parties are mathematically impossible until we ditch first past the post voting:
We need our vote to be a list, not a checkbox.
Democrats have the backwards idea that trying to be conservative enough to siphon off republican voters is how they’ll win, while they’ve got this mass of chronically ignored, disconnected progressives who they never serve “because they don’t vote”. And they don’t vote because no one represents them.
Just eternally chasing that cracked out meth head of a party over to the right.
Microsoft really is getting worse.
The level of sick for which this is true is below the threshold of what we normally call “getting sick”. You’re always fighting off something. That’s what’s good for you. Not the getting overwhelmed and having to stay in bed amount.
It used to be the same for Windows until microsoft recall. Putting windows in that category is now an outdated thing.
In all seriousness: magic mushrooms.
That’s fucking hilarious.
I mean like in an orphancrushingmachine kind of way but I’ll take what I can get.