Good old autoerotic bondage.

…Affix-iation?

The features described could be accomplished with a PIR motion sensor. I don’t see any reason they’d go to the expense of adding a camera, especially since infrared is better for operating in the dark like you’d expect for an alarm clock that’ll need to be able to wake kids at 6am in the winter.

Oh man this has me feeling nostalgic

France is a lie schemed up by the British monarchy in the 1400s to reinforce traditional power structures via a common enemy.

If terf queen’s home is a “mouldy shack” then my house must be a cardboard box by the river (not even a van).

Why are the alternatives all so defecatory…

1. Hold candy bar in hand

2. Contemplate the dark void in your soul that this sweet treat will never fill

3. Enjoy!

ACABB - All Cops Are Brontosaurus Bait

But what about the things the cables plug into? I know I’m not washing anything with a capacitor.

Also toothbrush, soap, shampoo, comb, first aid kit, and ironically toilet paper.

Don’t forget to calculate the location where everything about them began and then include the curvature of Earth considering the latitude of said location into your speed calculation.

This is the first I’ve even heard of “Concord”

Sounds like I’m not missing much

The vibrator company also makes vehicles?

Women are the best of the best and most of the world

Dnd5e you might be. D20 to confirm do you roll.

I just watched it and carl doesn’t swear in episode 3. In fact I didn’t hear any profanity nor see any flesh-on nudity in the whole serie. So family friendly in my book!

The regret is that you had to chop up 3 friends to make it!

Yeonmi Park? I suppose it’d explain a lot if she were.

Insert Pam “they’re the same picture” meme here.

I imagine they’d be eyeing things like having a partnership with patreon so patrons get access to an exclusive subreddit at a certain tier (with reddit getting some cut). Not saying patreon specifically would go for that but I imagine that type of monetization is what they’d be mostly considering. Or maybe a better example would be something in the realm of substack. Paying directly for access is hard to get people to go for without a third party with financial incentive to drive content.