May the odds be ever in your favor
matchphoenix
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Cake day: August 14th, 2023
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I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!
I think this is my favorite sentence I’ve ever read on Lemmy
Forget Paris Fashion Week, I want to go to Okeechobee Fashion Week.
29·1 year agoOne of the more reliable jobs in the old west was selling pickaxes to hopeful prospectors. They may not find gold, but they’ll certainly be buying your axe to try. Years after the area runs out of gold, people are still going to be buying your wares.
It’s always been good business to sell products targeted at people hoping to make it big.
“When it comes to throwing horses out of airplanes, just say ‘neigh.’”
PETA could never
543·1 year agoObligatory fuck that guy
The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).
The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.
It’s been years since I’ve met a fellow North Earther. What is up!
Richmond was the former capital of the confederacy. The Mason-Dixon line is actually at the Pennsylvania-Maryland/Delaware border.
North of Richmond is referencing Washington DC which has a large, fairly poor Black population and its suburbs, which are very rich and somewhat liberal.
Still hidden outside of the visible light spectrum.