NotHarveyElliott

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

Facts.

Can’t believe Celeste used child labour smh my head

I just want the Night in the Woods video, man

I mean, umm, if you say I have to… 😳 I- I guess I have no choice. It’s not like I want to, or anything!

Couple boxes of lynx Africa set each year because it’s the cheapest one? Unimaginable

Torment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore

God I wish I was that penguin

“Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a competition, and I’m winning.”

Fundamentally incurious.

I fucking love you, Fallout New Vegas

American?

Look at you, gobblin up those rewards

Oh he wasn’t good (less terrible) for signing the Magna Carta, which wasn’t even that important at the time, but more because his competition is worse. And yeah, no one named after him, but that’s only relative to other monarchs - as in, he was bad to the royals. Failing at being a king can make you a good king, depending on how you’re judging it. Nobles thought he was a prick, but they were, so it’s like 6 of one. For example, he reformed the legal system which took power away from barons (which obviously favoured him), which was very popular with lower classes, as they could since seek justice against their barons (who were previously the ones overseeing those cases).

My opening line was mainly a joke, I don’t like any monarchs, but the idea he was particularly bad is… contentious

You get His Majesty’s name out of your mouth!

(John was one of the better kings, but all of them were awful. He was better than his brother tho, lionheart was a terrible king, don’t believe the propaganda.)

Have you tried New Vegas?

Oh what am I saying, of course you have