The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

Well fuck

Oh bother

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

Phineas, are you guys building a reactor in the back yard?

We were all thinking it, but it takes an eldritch abomination to say it out loud

I misread and now I want to see Morgan Freeman as Frodo

I’m no historian or etymologist but I saw one on YouTube once who said a very similar term was used for poor older women who supposedly went around hunched over all the time picking up sticks for firewood, and then was later transferred to homosexual men to imply they were weak, effeminate, outcast, etc

If that line doesn’t work, move on. They’re not worth your time.

Why haven’t I ever seen them in the same place then?

There there, the monads can’t hurt you here

According to supersymmetric gender theory, there are 10 genders. Other commonly studied theories include 11 or even 26 genders.

If he ever dies I fully expect this dialog to appear

Your cpu: made of transistors. My cpu: made by trans sisters.