Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

I’m guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

Not a fan of Neil, but this is a really respectful way in into teaching someone how scientific studies work.

As an adolescent boy, I did not really mind the choice.

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

Will work fine indeed. Only I always have some issues getting the touchscreen working seamlessly. Is there a window manager on Debian who does it well?

They needed to sell that turd of a movie somehow. 🤣

He is Assembly, Operating Systems require him to operate.

Jizz is protein. The plants will be swole!

Pantie Soaka

Moon Moon is going to clap those pale cheeks as retaliation.

Judy Hopps and her fat ass. They knew what they were drawing.

Not a drop of fluid left. His last nut was a puff of star dust.

When you walk into work on Monday morning and the beat starts pumping and guitar riffs are ramping up.

“Oven fuel doesn’t melt the muffin tray!”

The Fast and the Right to Repair

Would you stay there if you were a woman?

For me the same. It also acts as a really strong reminder that I just wasted so much valuable time. It’s good that Lemmy for now is not as addictive.

Good name for a whore house.