The Onion is fake news! It wasn’t Walter Mondale who did the photo op in the tank. It was Michael Dukakis. FAKE NEWS

Why would…pie be in bush?

Every politician in U.S. history has been held to a higher standards than Trump. And thank God.

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What do you mean? Do you know how dirty the dining table gets and then you have to clean the bulkhead. Check lights and buttons. Make sure the ship is pointed in the right direction and going the right speed. 90 minutes of content right there!

Wife, for years, thought the “second hand” on a clock was called that because it was the “2nd” hand on the clock…which confused her. Took her over 30 years to realize it’s the “seconds” hand because it counts seconds.

Zelensky wasn’t offered a ride out of Ukraine? Is that what RT tells you?

Zelensky could have fled. He refused. Ukrainians could have surrendered, they refused surprising everyone. Putin will never stop unless he is stopped. To support Ukraine surrendering is to support many many more Ukrainian deaths in the future.

The West offered Zelensky a way out and to give up the moment the war started. He and his country refused and asked for weapons to defend themselves against a tyrant that will never stop. How exactly did the west force Ukraine to fight?

I guess the point is… it doesn’t matter so who cares. People used to think marrying outside your race was very very “weird”.

Oh no my coffee is now beans. There’s more and more!

Sounds like something a warlock would say.

Seems like that argument has won thousands of elections all over the world. This guy “less worse” seems very popular and speaks a crazy amount of languages.

So this wasn’t a windows update? Got it

How was this not tested by Microsoft in a virtual environment with a large set of test conditions before it was released? Does this not happen?

Well when you have 81,000 gallons of cops you need less cops for sure. I think the sign is right.

I’d support funding both sides covertly to prolong the conflict as long a possible.

I don’t think it would move a single pixel in over 10 thousand years.

Education is the reason

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