Vegetables don’t exist as a block I can cut slices of, fry, and put in a sandwich.
Well eggplant does but if I’m buying canned spam substitute I’m not in the mood for breading something.
Vegetables don’t exist as a block I can cut slices of, fry, and put in a sandwich.
Well eggplant does but if I’m buying canned spam substitute I’m not in the mood for breading something.
Spam is just pork sausage in a rectangle.
Long press the homescreen, wallpaper and style, themed icons
Let me just write down my appointments on this cartoon old-timey video camera
Yeah these icons are all distinctive
It means your life expectancy immediately increases. There are some things that, depending on your age, improving won’t improve life expectancy. ie, a 99 year old doing something that reduces their risk of colon cancer but nothing else will not reduce their chances of dying because something else will kill them first with 100% certainty.
Quitting smoking decreases risk of death for absolutely everyone in every circumstance
Must have accidentally mistaken your classmate for his own child
Union busting and child labour and still can’t get prices down. If that’s not a terrible CEO I don’t know what is.
Capitalism fanboys will read these posts and think to themselves “boy I sure am glad we’re not like the soviet union where a small cabal of elite deprived everyone else of a good life for their own benefit”
Reminds me of my Reddit “violence” ban. I said that RFK voters should have their brains looked inside for more brain worms. Admins took this to mean literally open their heads up, killing them in the process.
Reddit will ban you for literally anything if it gets dogpiled hard enough with reports.
The beluga prosciuttoes at 8pm
They use machine learning to detect ban evasion. It takes into account email/phone used to sign up, IP, device fingerprinting, and behaviour on the site.
BBQ chicken is way easier to make dry than a turkey that slowly roasts all day
I pissed off a power mod and got banned from a handful of subreddits and accidentally posted on one of them with an alt. Both accounts permabanned for ban evasion - even though one of those subreddits was one I only ever posted on with one account. Alts get nuked as soon as I make a single post anywhere, too.
Could get around it with a new email and IP but meh
See the reason Lemmy is better than Reddit is because you don’t have 37 people jumping down your throat right now because they didn’t understand the sarcasm
It’s perfectly safe to take them at the same time and was the exact advice given to me after having my wisdom teeth extracted. You can even buy medication that has both ingredients, like Excedrin. One is metabolized by the kidneys and the other by the liver.
This combination is actually shown to work better than opiates for dental pain
If you’re slowly losing it but like how it is now, finasteride is exactly what you want if you’re alright with taking a pill forever. There are of course side effects but it’s worth talking to a doctor about if you think hair loss will be something you don’t want to accept.
Dude it’s Lemmy I’ve seen people here miss Simpsons references