You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Alas, they have all been consumed in a fit of gluttony. The hour of regret is at hand!

It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…

Mrs. Ippy?

Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

It’s all fun and games until you realize the cat now has all the control…

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

Then how do you explain Garfield!?

Disappointingly I only have the grocery store within that distance, and it’s a Walmart with no sidewalk for a stretch of that walk… But back to that list… Why would you need a gas station within walking distance? Am I walking with my car Flintstones style?

I hid it in my popcorn bucket

Joke’s on you, I’m my own worst enemy!

Actually, the rib part is a bit of a mistranslation: https://youtu.be/FN4pVp6lNJ0

If you’re grasping at cousins as being the sole separator you know you have a problem. But also there’s a lot of conflicting information, such as Cain settling in the city of Nod east of Eden which suggests I guess that there were people outside of Eden already. Don’t take anything too literally, and jokes are jokes.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate wife for me!

If you shave your broccoli it looks bigger, might be a good idea for a diet.