Good ELI5. Might need to shift down to an ELI3 though.

Education can only get so far with inherently dumb people.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

.33 minutes is 20 seconds

Milfs can be under utilized but 1.33 minutes per milf might be a bit optimistic?

FYI I spent fifteen years as a property manager for one of the bigger development/rental companies in the US and represented them hundreds of times in court in four different states. Judges are generally pretty hostile to tenants unless you bring a really solid case, and even then, if the landlord is making an effort to address your grievances they’re most likely going to side with the landlord (in my experience).

I am becoming more annoyed by young liberals as I get older but I’m sure as shit not turning GOP conservative.

Two sides of the same coin.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Their parents kicked them out of their basements?

Who knew the world was so full of terrible people?

I’m a socialist and I’ll vote D for as long as the GOP is the other option.

Billionaires and their desire to have real wage slavery (even more so than now) and to not have to pay taxes.

A world population graph from 1900 til now would be an adequate answer for that question.

Because one comment has never contained so much truth.

A bidet

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