Increase the price of everything and pay a life supporting amount of money per hour of work. No tipping, no more service charge.

This service charge is literally the same but blaming the employees.

Even this approach is about to be declared illegal by the EU, then what?

Depends on the laws of the country you’re in and the quality of the company you work for. But usually you work more for free, or you work the normal amount anyway.

Man: Flared base my ass!

Doctor: Yes exactly.

Man: Wait what?