I can just pull my foot back by itself. Must be really bad cramps if you can’t do that!

What works for me is immediately pulling my foot back in an L shape as hard as I can.

Mildly Infuriating

Let’s hope he remains a Mussolini type to his dying day.

It’s some real self-awarewolf shit.

Yes, and they get to decide what an “official” act is. But it’s moot. Biden doesn’t have the stones to do what it takes to save the US from fascism. Not even close.

No, only what the SCOTUS allows him to. Democrats aren’t allowed to do anything.

Not nearly enough people believe their bullshit.

The first time he was elected, it was still inexcusable to vote for a known racist, rapist asshole, but nobody thought he’d actually make a serious effort to destroy democracy. It’s been a well-known fact ever since.

“‘Vorted?’ Come on, ‘vorted?’”

The best part will be if he wins, those in power will just sit around with their thumbs up their butts waiting for fascism to take over on Jan. 20th.

EDIT: It’s thumbs up their butts time for 2 and a half months.

Yeah, “That’s just, like, your opinion, man” is very commonly quoted, but not the part that comes after.

Leaves grow upward because they would die in the depths, just as roots would die in the air.

Same, the v that’s visible is definitely not a w.

I was being hyperbolic. The original usage is completely incorrect, because if nobody said nothing, then everybody said something.

Nobody: “We need a ‘nobody:’ in there!”