full send!

there is no god here

time is just a construct

n isn’t even real

How Can Bugs Be Real When Code Isn’t Even Real?

Having a blast out in the settled systems?

Then my family started praying to this person in the car

Jesus, take the wheel

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world

just once?

During the eclipse on the night of 7 moons, a mysterious new pillar is spawned by an unknown force, once again opening a portal to the dark dimension

Evil rises

Yep, then just a couple of road beers to get a nice buzz going. Gotta be vibin for the kids, you know?

Extra protein

just cut it and solder everything back together later

Fuck Trapt

Can’t think of a one hit wonder band with a more bigoted piece of shit as the front man. Dimly lite souls, the entire lot.

Yes, and it is absolutely nothing like OP described.

There’s even rumours

Like, I know we all love to hate Microsoft here but can we stop with the random nonsense? That’s not what’s happening, at all.

(⁠╯⁠ರ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠ರ⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

throws chair

it wouldn’t be weird if nobody else had any underwear either

itt: ideas to kill lemmy

They would have literally needed to double the range for it to become a compelling option for most people.