Bold of you to assume hackers don’t exist

ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time

u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness

i’d mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries

my question is like if everyone got in trouble except you (trouble was the thing you escaped)

what was the cringiest thing he did

thats annoying of her bro

my example for why the 1st amendment exists to prevent goofy ahh laws like this

i still remember when i learned ctrl c and ctrl v in school, that moment was unforgettable because its a basic skill

In practice choosing 1000 roaches would make for a legal solution (i don’t know how to survive jail)

MS Office > LibreOffice

Photoshop > GIMP

why everyone should learn to pirate (for legal reasons this is a joke)

(For legal reasons this is a joke) not pirating is a sort of mass mental illness, but we can’t call it that for fear of pissing off the big companies

Xbox random generator, ended up using the name for everything

not send you to Debt.

What would be the Christian version of filing for bankruptcy? Are we getting rid of dischargeable debt?

thatd be good, kinda like askreddit [serious]

2023 python programmers not understanding why you need to use the context manager when you open files (or not learning c++ first) “whats a file socket?” “why do exceptions mess everything up” “__exit__ worse than c++ destructors” (if they even know dunder methods and didn’t have python as a first language) “whats the big deal if you don’t close a file”

so they think that reformatting is wiping the drive clean instead of recreating ntfs/exfat metadata files

but seriously, “L0Ser” on the X building would be funny

use a vpn. when will they make VPNs illegal? 2060? 2050? 2030? 2024? August 2023?