I don’t care about the voter apathy party.

This idea is good and you should feel good.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

I like the way Nitup thinks.

Similar to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which is a merger of the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.

Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

The Wet Bandits

Dental plan

Dental plan

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can’t believe nobody has ever thought of this.

Socialism is a cancer and Capitalism is, uh what cures cancer?

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

Even if you do speak to a representative, most of the time they can’t help you because they’re only trained to help solve issues that can be solved online.

Just say no

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.

20 years from now:

Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.

Did you break both of your arms?