Oh, I had conflated the two! That makes sense.
Thanks for metaphorically having my back!
Oh, I had conflated the two! That makes sense.
Thanks for metaphorically having my back!
What does this title mean?
Nobody but you poops and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.
(Trying to make an early Family Guy reference here, but all I can find on YouTube is Rick and Morty, so maybe I’m misremembering)
That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.
Not sure “neat” is the word I’d use. Its existence doesn’t upset me, but I wouldn’t mind if it didn’t exist.
If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling “spider blowjob creepy” or something like that. (I specifically say “googling” because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn’t try other search engines.)
I don’t know what the gif’s origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn’t be your proudest fap. (I originally said “I can assure you” but then again … You did request the gif and I don’t know you.)
edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.
edit 2: Apparently the appeal of this was more widespread than I thought. I didn’t want to post it publicly because I don’t know how all of the clients handle image previews and didn’t want to force the image on anyone; also I couldn’t validate the quality or security of the website I found when searching it, but if you really want to see a spider blowing a guy, here it is.
This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.
I learned this on cracked.com! I don’t remember how long ago it was, but I wonder if they had a similar source.
For the immediate future, I will assume that “Chihuahua Taco” is a grammatically correct Spanish sentence.
Talk to that guy who recently posted about being exposed to Taco Bell for the first time.
Just because I’ve owned two Chihuahuas in my life doesn’t mean I approve of the franchise!
edit: Also, I don’t actually speak (or read or write) Spanish, so this is the only comment to which I can usefully respond. I have no actual ire toward you.
Everyone should have responded in Spanish.
It looks like WoW.
Homer Simpson instead recommends rolling it up and letting it unfurl in your stomach.
Makes one wonder about the content of that “Radium Girls” book.
It seems like it would be difficult to put anything under the skin without some form of wound.
Gotcha, thank you.