“This is the SCP foundation, to all survivors give us five minutes.”

Radio static for four and a half minutes

“Okay we are about to do a temporal shift to six minutes ago in a localized portion of space time, 05 council and the Foundation wish you luck.”

The only good union buster is a cadaverific one.

Women are women and children too and they are not the only ones who are the most important NATO member???

The fuck?!

Uh Vault boy ya doin’ good? Been sucken up rads through a silly straw?

Yeah, we also dont really want Utah cause well who does. The US could collapse into a warlord era and Utah would at best be turned into a Neutral we dont want it ground.

I contest this by pointing out that Arizona is basically the grumpy younger sibling of California and is not allowed to hang out with Texas.

Some real toast to a couple sons of bitches energy.

I knew a dude when working at Amazon whos parent met because of fucking hamster dance. He was literally made by a meme.

This also has liquor store in the middle of the Mojave vibes. Mind ya those all have Wild-wasteland.mp3 playing constantly so yeah…

I love how whenever humans make or find a deep hole it inevitably starts getting random shit thrown in it or actual shit. It usually works unless its the town of Centralia Pennsylvania, and even then it would have been fine if the human tendency for setting trash on fire was not followed through.

This image feels like its from fucking Crestline.

That could have been retconned with ease, just say the Jedi were dumbasses who thought the midichlorians were focusing the force, rather than being say micro organisms that feed on it. Just have it bw noted in a Plagius centered story since he was probably the only one actively researching it.

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Hnnnnng Spooder oop voot

Of course its actual words its English not French.

I dont care what the French have to say, Oiseau should not be pronounced Wazoo.

And if youre me you made fire as well, no I am not spencer from iCarly.

I believe its from the play Caesar by Shakespeare

Also that feel when you save the Fantasy Holy Roman Empires future Emperor because reasons.

Seriously the biggest flex Karl Franz ever did was encounter the wood elves as a child and not get fed to the trees. Add on the fact that they showed him respect as a child and the elector counts shouldve put him on the throne instantly.

I think there is a character who is trans in Baldur’s gate 3. Though I have no clue who they are, I probably keep killing them since I am of the opinion that collateral casualties are a myth.

Anyways time to start my first dark urge campaign.

I am going to feed you to the ravens you debauched profligate.