Most people know of Vienna so there are probably less mistakes

How does it taste?

I would like to join this covenant of the toilet cat

I can hear this photo

I got to see Todd Barry on a whim one night and I was crying laughing in my seat, his crowd work is fantastic and he was absolutely skewering the local yuppies of my town.

We could remove the burden of employers to provide health insurance by providing single payer health care.

Millions of dollars that are going to banks every month instead of the local economy doesn’t spur vibrant small business.

And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day

I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

Don’t want to go to a potluck!? I mean dinner party sure I’ll play dead to get out of that, but a potluck where you can eat free food while hiding in the play house like a goblin to avoid small talk! You need friends who can cook better.

Remember people don’t want a lecture when having a conversation, you get 3-10 seconds to make your point then it’s someone else’s turn to talk.

Most green party voters absent a candidate would had voted against oil man Bush.

Wait do you think that Bush did a good job? It was a complete failure, we played right into OBL hands. Its even more embarrassing that he basically copied what pancho villa did a hundred years prior, and we still fell for it! I doubt Gore would have bit so hard, and he definitely wouldn’t had invaded Iraq on a fucking lie.

Can he go back and time and stop himself from giving the election to Bush Jr.? I would like to live in a timeline where we avoided that disaster of a presidency

Is the title referencing that this joke is from 2002?

Well he has a good excuse, like all his businesses the real estate was for money laundering.

The game is almost 20 years old. My great grandchildren are going to be seeing ads for skyrim and RE4 rereleases into the 22nd century

Its a tool thats finally able to use all that data they have been hoarding effectively. They weren’t collecting it all just to have it and sell you weird t-shirts

Life is finite, but shit it feels like forever