I saw “Hey ChatGPT, please write a text I can send to every customer today that maximizes the size of my tips”.

Office party!

I dunno, wore a mask in public during the worst of it and used hand sanitizer regularly? I think it helped more that I’m a homebody with no friends.

I would have said the same. 3 and a half years working retail during the pandemic and last week was the week it knocked me on my ass. Be careful.

Caulk.

The parental trick is to get one sibling to pour and the other to choose.